Another problem in the Information Technology industry. This time it deals with breads and circuses, also known as entertainment. A customer from a third party website where I earn supplemental income answering computer and technology related questions, had a problem with PokerStars software application installed on their computer. Here is his request including the error message they kept receiving.
When I log in to Poker Stars I get the message “rational updater client software has stopped working on my Dell laptop.
This individual had a Dell Vostro computer with Microsoft Windows 7 operating system installed. Here is my response, which ended up fixing this problem. You could try to uninstall that Pokerstars application completely from your computer.
Please follow the instructions from this Pokerstars reinstall web page. You will need to back up two files, user.ini and notes.user.xml. You will need to reboot your computer after uninstalling the PokerStars software application.
Then you can download Pokerstars application onto your computer and install that software again. Once you regain connection to Pokerstars application server successfully, then you move those two files back to their original locations. Click the “Start” button.
You can copy, then paste the path below into the “Search” box and press the “Enter” key.
%USERPROFILE%\AppData\Local\PokerStars
You will want to locate “user.ini” or “user” and “notes.user.xml” files. Copy these two files to a temporary location on your computer, for example
the desktop. Then uninstall PokerStars application from your computer.
Browse to “Control Panel” then select “Programs”. In “Programs”, uninstall all PokerStars application items. Then you will want to restart your computer.
Now download and install a fresh copy of the PokerStars software application onto your computer. When you regain your connection to PokerStars application, be sure to restore those two saved files. Click on the “Help” icon and select “Open My Settings Folder”, then close PokerStars application and copy those two files back into that folder.
If you are asked to overwrite any files, click on accept. This individual was able to fix their own problem with PokerStars application. These instructions were written for both Microsoft Windows Vista and Microsoft Windows 7 operating systems.
If you need assistance reinstalling PokerStars application on a non Microsoft Windows operating system, PokerStars application is compatible with Apple Macintosh, Apple iOS, and Google Android operating systems. You can choose your operating system from this PokerStars reinstalling our software web page. Click on your operating system to expand and view the full instructions.
Pokerstars App - Rational Updater Client Stopped Working Fix Video Transcript
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brilliant but the American proverbial
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bull noise pollution is not supposed to
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get up to 80 degrees today Wow perfect
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excellent weather he just can't
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I digress back to this blasphemy I'm not
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religious thank [ __ ] god I'm not
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religious religion to me is wretched
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have you ever noticed in America the
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Christians are the ones that tried to
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cram down their religion down your
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throat without you asking alright
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PokerStars oh my [ __ ] god dog serious
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Lucifer Eastern star Morningstar where's
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the revolution somebody's pokerstar app
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doesn't work anymore or all [ __ ] we
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better start a revolution now here is
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the error when I log into PokerStars I
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get the message
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rational updater client software I
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stopped working this customer at Adele
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Vostro with Windows 7 operating system I
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mean I just cannot believe the weather
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is just so immaculate it's just perfect
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don't [ __ ] with it don't spray [ __ ] into
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the air I mean click on the link in the
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description box down below that will
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take you to my website my blog post on
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my website at capiro more you can read
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the full written instructions I'm not
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gonna go over all them I can't
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demonstrate I have no reason to install
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PokerStars but whatever I think I think
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you can play it for free on Facebook I
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think I used to play it with this clown
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neighbor of mine that was about the only
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game I could stomach I'm just I'm not
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into the type wasting time [ __ ]
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around I've got [ __ ] to do I've got a
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goddamn revolution to start I mean the
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government in the military needs to be
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overthrown I mean
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the noise pollution yet somebody needs
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to deal with the goddamn American noise
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pollution I mean all right so basically
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what you're gonna do is you're gonna I'm
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so bored with these videos these videos
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are so boring
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it's just capitalism is so [ __ ]
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wretched and boring and stupid and
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oppressive and you do the same [ __ ]
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every day
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blah blah blah blah somebody's got a
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problem with PokerStars
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oh wow yeah we better call in Aaron and
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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alright so what you're gonna do is
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you're gonna copy a couple of files make
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sure you don't forget to copy these
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files you want you're gonna want to copy
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the user any and also notes user dot XML
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those are configuration files with your
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user settings it might have billing
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information who knows I don't use that
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application but I am familiar with any
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files those are old-school but they're
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still being used and also XML files so
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those are gonna be files that you want
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to save because it's for your
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configuration for PokerStars which is of
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the utmost importance in America don't
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worry that the government in the
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military continued to [ __ ] you over and
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steal your money and the income tax was
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unconstitutional in 1913 and blah blah
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blah don't worry about that crap we but
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you better have your PokerStars working
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once you backup those two files to your
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desktop or wherever you want to save
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them then you're going to uninstall
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PokerStars go into control panel
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programs and features on Windows 7 and
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then uninstall now I could add
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additional step here's a potential gold
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tip if after you uninstall PokerStars
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and then follow the rest of the written
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instructions and it does not work I
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would use my preferred PC optimization
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tool which if you click on resources you
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will find my preferred PC optimization
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tool sometimes with Windows operating
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system programs including breads EE
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circuses programs like games they don't
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clean up after themselves very well and
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so sometimes
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running a PC optimization tool which
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will clean up temp files internet cache
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files you know clean up registry entries
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then that program works but this client
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this customer they didn't have to use a
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PC optimizer I just threw that in as a
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added bonus because I [ __ ] felt like
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being nice for the first time after how
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many videos have recorded now almost a
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thousand I think this is the first time
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I've ever been sincerely nice to you
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[ __ ] and then now I'm being
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nasty again I digress back to this
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importance this national security
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PokerStars does not work call in the
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National Guard I'm not going to go
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through the rest it's really easy so you
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copy those files and you can even copy
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and paste if you do not know where to
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look for them it's under the User
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Profile app data local PokerStars user
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dot any no stuck user data XML copy the
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files then go to control panel programs
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of features BAM uninstall BAM and then
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then you're gonna download PokerStars
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from the link I include I included two
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links in this blog post one for further
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instructions if you need further help
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and then the second one is the download
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link when you're gonna download
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PokerStars again then BAM you download
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and install a fresh copy of PokerStars
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bam then you click on help because what
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you're gonna do is you're going to
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recover those two files you're gonna
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copy them back so you click on the help
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icon BAM and then it'll take you to open
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my settings folder BAM then you close
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PokerStars BAM and then you copy those
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two files that you saved to the desktop
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or wherever you like to save files
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alongside your ashleymadison.com
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account you know I'm saying if you are
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asked to override any files choose
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accept BAM you're done damn you're
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playing poker you're participating in
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breads and circuses you're not
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overthrowing the evil United States
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government military that is [ __ ] up
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the entire planet and
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cluding [ __ ] up your life adios oh
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one more caveat these instructions were
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written for specifically succinctly
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Windows 7 and Windows Vista operating
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systems but you might be able to use
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them the steps aren't gonna be the same
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Windows XP you could use these
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instructions as a basis point if you
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need to fix PokerStars on Windows XP 8
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or 10 adios viva la revolucion you
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[ __ ] gutless coward Americans you're
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never gonna overthrow this government
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you love it
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